If your former Manager happens to be a member of your Fantasy Football League and said Manager appears in your doorway to gloat about beating your team this weekend, it is acceptable, but not advisable, to reply, "Well, I'm happy to know that beating my Morning Wood could bring you such pleasure."
"fantasy" - "morning wood" - "pleasure" - things that sound dirty but aren't necessarily...
Posted at October 11, 2004 07:56 PM