October 20, 2004


I've been de-virginized! Uh, I mean Harold has been de-virginized. A grande Cafe Vanilla Frapawhateveryoucallit! The damn thing gave me an industrial-sized brain freeze that hurt like hell. It sure was tasty, though.

Oh, and before I forget, I'm working on a post that talks about The Coconut.


Our little How..Harold is all grown up!!!!


Posted at October 20, 2004 09:29 PM

I am a regular reader for a while now :) Well, now that your Starbucks cherry has been popped, I think it's all over for you... That stuff is like iced vanilla flavored crack! Welcome to the dark side! Only a junkie would continue to pay almost $5 for coffee. I should know. I do it every day. :)

Posted at October 21, 2004 01:23 AM

My first trip there in months occured last Friday, when I tried out their "diet" Mocha Frappucino. I walked from Union Square with it, thinking, "Wow, this is really good!" until I realized my tongue felt kind of leathery and my head felt kind of mushier (than usual). LARGE QUANTITIES OF FROZEN ARTIFICIAL SWEETNER = BAD. I get it now.

Posted at October 22, 2004 01:53 PM

Did you walk funny afterwards for a while...?

Posted at October 26, 2004 08:19 AM

We're still waiting to learn of The Coconut and it's evidently terrifying effect on you! ;-)

Posted at October 26, 2004 10:03 AM