November 02, 2004

24 hours and counting

Twenty-four hours from now, I will be on the plane with The Coconut. I am dreading this people, D R E A D I N G this. If you gave me a choice between going on this trip or having my scrotum waxed, I'm not sure which one I would choose. Why? Well as a very famous man once said, "there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it".


Have you ever said what it is about The Coconut that you dislike so much?

Posted at November 2, 2004 11:00 AM

I second that very famous man's declaration. It IS breathtaking.

Posted at November 2, 2004 11:07 AM

I can't quit laughing over the fact that you call this woman The Coconut because of her hair. is the best way to get the message across that you hate someone.

Posted at November 2, 2004 12:14 PM

Did anyone else catch Austin Powers on VH1 last night? Damn, that's a funny one.

Posted at November 2, 2004 12:28 PM

That is on my top ten list of things to say at random, particularly in quiet elevators or as I hand someone their change.

Posted at November 4, 2004 12:36 PM