November 02, 2004

24 hours and counting

Twenty-four hours from now, I will be on the plane with The Coconut. I am dreading this people, D R E A D I N G this. If you gave me a choice between going on this trip or having my scrotum waxed, I'm not sure which one I would choose. Why? Well as a very famous man once said, "there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it".

Comments

Have you ever said what it is about The Coconut that you dislike so much?

Posted at November 2, 2004 11:00 AM

I second that very famous man's declaration. It IS breathtaking.

Posted at November 2, 2004 11:07 AM

I can't quit laughing over the fact that you call this woman The Coconut because of her hair.

http://www.thepayback.com/ is the best way to get the message across that you hate someone.

Posted at November 2, 2004 12:14 PM

Did anyone else catch Austin Powers on VH1 last night? Damn, that's a funny one.

Posted at November 2, 2004 12:28 PM

That is on my top ten list of things to say at random, particularly in quiet elevators or as I hand someone their change.

Posted at November 4, 2004 12:36 PM