November 11, 2004


I'm still sick. I hate being sick. The only cool thing about being sick was I developed an awesome Barry White/Isaac Hayes-like voice. It's the kind of voice that's so deep that listening to it makes your skull vibrate.

Unfortunately, the voice has morphed from mellow coolness into a cigarette-smoking drag queen kinda thing. Since my "friends" are busting my balls about it, I've given up talking and have decided to answer every question with hand gestures. Actually, I'm just going to use one gesture.


If you are going to pick a gesture, that would be the most effective one.

Hope you feel better soon!!!!

Posted at November 11, 2004 01:43 PM

Feel better!! Curl up with your dogs and go to sleep.

Posted at November 11, 2004 01:47 PM

I enjoyed reading your journal. You still have a sense of humor, even though you don't feel good. i like that! Get well soon and write more.

Posted at November 12, 2004 12:17 PM

Would have liked to have heard the Barry White-esque voice!

But use the drag queen one to your advantage -- call your "friends" at home and leave a provocative message on their answering machine while they're at work. Think of all the fun they'll have when they get home and their wives begin a chorus of "Who exactly is THAT WOMAN?!?!?" They'll think twice about busting on you after that! ;-)

Posted at November 12, 2004 12:47 PM

Oh, and feel better soon, "Ivana Humpalot."

Posted at November 12, 2004 12:49 PM