November 22, 2004

You might be a Redneck...

If you're gored in the hand by a goat, in your front yard, and the local Vet stitches you up, you might be a redneck.

Or, you could be my buddy Marty, who tried to slap his goat in the head for jumping on the fence and ended up with three stitches in his hand.


Yee Haw!!!!

Oh, and get well soon. Moonshine works just as well as a tetanus shot - FYI.

Posted at November 22, 2004 02:23 PM