February 21, 2005

Google searchers

To whom it may concern:

If you came here looking for dogs doing the ugly monkey dance, 1) you're a sick fuck, and 2) you got the wrong site.


The Management

PS - For the one guy looking for "girls who like to fuc", you might try a spell checker next time...although I bet poor spelling is not the only thing holding you back.


LOL! Those google searches always crack me up.

Posted at February 22, 2005 01:04 AM

So far no one's found me via google. I can't wait. Or may be I can...

Posted at February 22, 2005 12:54 PM

I kept getting rafts of inbound people from MSN Search looking for a link to the Jib Jab video (I was number 3 or 4 there for a while).

Which is all very well and good - but the first and second links on the search results page led you directly to the clip itself, and it was as clear as a bell that a) they had it, and b) I didn't. So these people were visiting my blog...why...?

Posted at February 22, 2005 03:18 PM

I wish there were an easy way to send the Google searchers to a page on my site that says, "GO AWAY YOU SICK FUCK!!!"

The configuration file would be a list of all of the disgusting Google phrases used to find my site.

Posted at February 23, 2005 04:48 PM