Pet Peeve #27

If I ask for a simple piece of information, like an IP address or a device name, how about giving it to me in your voicemail instead of making me call you back.

When I call, you'll be away from your desk and then I'll have to leave you a voicemail concerning the voicemail you left me about the information I need that you didn't give me. Then you'll call me back and leave a voicemail about the voicemail I left you about the voicemail you left me about the information I need, which you still didn't give me in this last voicemail. When I call you back about the voicemail you left me about the voicemail I left you about the voicemail you left me concerning the information you didn't give me in your first voicemail, your voicemail says you're taking the rest of the week off. Bastard.