ATTENTION ALL COCKROACHES! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. IF YOU LEAVE THE PREMISES NOW, I WILL SPARE YOUR MISERABLE LIVES. OTHERWISE, I WILL RAIN HOLY FUCKIN' TERROR ON YOUR HEADS, THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. FUCKERS.
Just go after them now - better to be safe than sorry.
Besides the bugs, how'd it all go?
Oh, joy. The previous owner of your house was lazy/cheap and didn't spray for pests. I do the spraying myself since I think the pest control companies are too expensive. Get the big jug of bug stuff at the hardware store and go around the periphery of your house every 3 or 4 months. And you will probably have to bomb the inside of your house (have a place to stay overnight?)
Posted at August 1, 2005 09:44 AMOh, Howard - it's just like living in NYC! At least now I know what to get you for a housewarming present.