This may be gross...read at your own risk.
Dear Sir,
In the future, please refrain from hanging your nasty-assed, bacon-stripped, tighty whities within viewing distance of the gym showers. There is nothing more disgusting than walking out of the shower only to be confronted by the fact that you have yet to learn how to properly wipe your ass. If necessary, I can get you a tutoring session with my 5 yr old nephew who already does a better job wiping his ass than do you.
My god, man, have you no shame? Have you no dignity? Have you no Cottonelle Fresh Rollwipes? Clean. Your. Ass.
Respectfully,
Your Fellow Gym Patrons
Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!
Posted at August 4, 2005 09:13 AMHahaha... that's awesome!
Posted at August 4, 2005 10:27 AMEw indeed
Posted at August 4, 2005 10:39 AMdefinitely a big EWWWWWWWWW if you walked into the nasty pair of skidmarks.
but still... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE WIPE MAN!!! DOUBLE WIPE!!!
That is so disturbing. Send him your therapy bill with a sample pack of Metamucil.
Posted at August 4, 2005 01:13 PMOk, even more disturbing, can you imagine being the next one on the exercise bike after he's finished with it? Think he wipes down the equipment if he can't even wipe his own bad self?
Posted at August 8, 2005 02:06 PM