October 24, 2005

A memo

TO: The inventor of the Elliptical trainer

FROM: Howard

You, sir, are an evil-minded bastard to create such a device as this. It should be banned by nations around the world as a torture device.


No, no, it is a good thing. And just think, the next time you get on it will be the second time in your life to torture yourself!!! I want to hear about your progress.

Posted at October 24, 2005 04:44 PM

I LOVE the elliptical machine. It's the stairmaster that's evil. I had to use it during physical therapy for 3 moths after I had kee surgery ... and I haven't been on one since. Eeeevil!

Posted at October 25, 2005 11:16 AM