February 10, 2006

Work Tip #1

When installing a new laptop for the Assistant Vice President of your department, it is very important to speak in a clear and concise manner. Be sure to enunciate every word and to think through your thoughts before speaking them aloud. If you fail to do this, a simple sentence such as, "Before I leave, I need to plug in your mouse" will come out as follows:

"Before I leave, I need to plug in your mouth...uh...I mean...your mouth...not mouth, but mouth. We. Need. To. Plug. In. Your. Mouse."



Posted at February 10, 2006 10:41 PM