October 17, 2006

I'm rich, biyotch!

In yesterday's mail:

1) Pre-approved for a new credit card with a $20,000 minimum line of credit.
2) Pre-approved for an equity line of credit for $65,350.
3) Pre-approved for a $50,000 car loan.


Unfortunately, the 3leggers read them...then ate them. The dirty bastards won't be getting treats for a week.