May 31, 2005

New Shoes

Why does it seem that every time I get a new pair of shoes it's like walking with new feet? I trip on carpet lint, smack the car door when I get out, hit the curb. I look like a cat that's got tape on its paws...legs whipping out to the side for no apparent reason, feet shaking in air. It's pitiful.


Maybe because you are distracted by all the IMing and the red thong?

Just a thought ;-)

Posted at May 31, 2005 03:26 PM