December 08, 2004

Issue-Laden Lunch Chick

There seems to be some confusion about this post. The reason for asking ILLC to fax the documents was because I did not have access to them. They were at my apartment. Sure, I could have driven over and gotten them and come back, but it would have taken me close to two hours. It was simpler (and quicker) to ask her to do it. As it turns out, she faxed me the documents and I then faxed them to the credit union...which approved my loan this morning. Wahoo!

Props to Wicked H for giving me the "Issue-Laden Lunch Chick" moniker, which refers to the woman in this post and this one, and this one, and this one. She shall henceforth be known as either Issue-Laden Lunch Chick, or ILLC.

Now, on to business. I need ILLC's help. I'm refinancing my car and I need to prove that the house payments aren't mine any longer. How can I do that, you ask? Good question. It just so happens that I can do that rather easily. You see, Dear Reader, I can provide the Credit Union with a copy of the signed divorce decree and the page from the settlement that say, "He don't have to pay".

This would be simple...IF THE F*ING ILLC WOULD EVER GET BACK TO THE OFFICE SO SHE CAN FAX THEM THE *OD-DAMN PAPERWORK!! Sheesh. I listen to this woman complain about everything from her ovaries to her underies and I need one teeny, tiny favor and she's no where to be found.

I called the office and Loon 2 said she was out "running errands". This was 2 hours ago. What the hell? I need help.

Well, guess what? ILLC finally showed up. Rant over. Now I must be charming and witty so she'll do my bidding.


Ovaries to her underies? I think I stained our slipcover when I snarfed cranberry juice out my nose! Can ILLC help me refinance so I can get a new one?

Posted at December 8, 2004 07:07 PM

Maybe she was simply adding issues to her well earned moniker? Or she was getting a knee replacement or her bladder tacked. Cut the woman some slack, would ya??

Posted at December 8, 2004 10:19 PM

Wait. Don't you know how to send a fax?

Posted at December 9, 2004 12:30 AM

A: Um, I don't think she'll be able to do that.

H: Getting her bladder tacked? Eeyew.

C: Yes, I do, but why do it when I can get someone else?

Posted at December 9, 2004 07:00 AM

maybe this woman has so much stuff to do besides your issue, or maybe she's one of your blog reader and decided to make you wait, and see what you're going to blog about it.

Posted at December 9, 2004 07:08 AM